According to this enlightening article, I, as a Taurus, am supposed to avoid the following things this month:
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You might have a hard time getting up in the morning or making a quick decision, Taurus, but once you get going, nobody can stop your forward motion. You love what you love, and there's no arguing with you about it.
What to avoid: Ugly objects; fake environments; quick showers; scratchy clothing; flirty partners; forced change; windowless offices; fast-food jobs; nagging mothers.
Your survival pack: A flush wallet; a chia pet; a chamois scarf; well-fluffed pillows; a faithful lover; a drive in the country; aromatherapy bubble bath; your favorite collection.
However, like all great literature, this piece leaves me with questions as well as answers: How am I to avoid fast-food jobs? And what is a chia pet doing in my survival pack?
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Who is that vision of loveliness beneath the strainer?
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