Thursday, May 18, 2006

True Life Story


A couple of weeks ago Steph, Julie, and Julie's parents met an elderly woman while waiting to cross the street in New York City. This lady, well-dressed and leaning on a cane, turned to this amenable crowd to say, "Is there something on my back?"
Unfortunately for this individual, some fresh bird droppings had come to adorn her black jacket.
"Eww, yes... but it's not too much," replied Julie's mom.
"Yes," said Steph, in a cheery voice. "It looks like a bird had its way with you!"

The walking signal clicked on, and the old lady got a strange look on her face as she replied. "That's one way of putting it."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoooosh!! I missed that one.


I guess you had to be there.

Anonymous said...

oh dear...bird semen...

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA