Why I'm Not Cut Out For This Job

I just had a just-barely-resistable urge to go over to my coworker's cubicle- where he sits silently, patiently hardworking- and start shaking him and yelling, in his face, "aren't you excited about numbering these pages? Aren't you?!!!" This is sick. Even writing it makes the muscles in my arms clench longingly to go & do it.